The Heavenly Dao Forced Me to Fall in Love

Fang Cangwu — Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan, direct son of the Ancestor Dragon. He can leap ranks to slay enemies, command an entire clan, and holds knowledge of the Primordial Era’s plot in his hands — ready at any moment to punch the Western Duo and kick the Heavenly Court’s Investiture of the Gods.

However, the moment he hatched from his egg, the Heavenly Dao forcibly bound him to a cultivation partner — Tongtian — a shotgun marriage he never asked for.

Fang Cangwu, who thought he only had to babysit one rookie (the Dragon Clan), nearly had a heart attack. So he politely proposed a divorce, advising: a melon forced off the vine isn’t sweet.

But his so-called partner glanced lightly at him and murmured: A forced melon is explosively sweet!

Fang Cangwu: ???

Fang Cangwu suspects Tongtian’s brain may have been knocked loose by him at some point.

…….

Born a dragon, soaring through the nine heavens. Fang Cangwu wants every god and immortal under heaven to never dare look down on the Dragon Clan again. He wants the Dragon Clan’s glory to endure for eternity. He wants the Heavenly Dao to never dare scheme against the Dragon Clan again!

…And then he built a forum in the Primordial Era and opened a Taobao shop, becoming a middleman and cashing in on price margins.

Fang Cangwu: Step right up, don’t miss out — “Five Thousand Years to Da Luo, Three Thousand Years to Quasi-Saint”, written by yours truly, is something you deserve to own! Yuanshi’s reject refinery goods, 20% off today! The Dragon Clan just launched a new line of shark-silk cloud robes — won’t you ladies pick one up?

Fang Cangwu: So… will the dish “Dragon Liver and Phoenix Gallbladder” and the Nine-Dragon Agarwood Palanquin still be a thing?

Tongtian: !!! I’m going to go chop up my brother’s agarwood right now!!!

Yuanshi: ???

This story is also known as:

“My Cultivation Partner Wanted a Divorce the First Time We Met”

“The One You Thought Was a Rookie Is Actually a Big Shot”

“The Heavenly Dao Is Sending You a Partner”

Author: This story was written by my keyboard — it has its own ideas. If you encounter something you don’t like, please make a strategic retreat and cut your losses early. Don’t force yourself through it.